Morris: The Secret

Bryton says the funniest things......

"Mom... I don't think I have ever seen Ken eat a banana."
"Dad, babies come from the mountains don't they?"
We went to Dave and Buster's and Bryton said " I won five things, its a happy life."
"I can't believe how cute I look in my swimsuit."
Bryton said "Mom I think Davinci threw up in your room." I said why do you think that she said " Because he was geeking."
We asked Bryton if she had fun skiing she said "It was the bestest day of my life."
"Can I just play with this computer while you guys fight?" she said this to Lexi and Zac
"I want to get in the tub with all of my aminals(yep that is how she said it).
"Look at all the chocolate that santa put in my bean stalk"
"I wonder how Santa fit my 4 wheeler on his sleigh"
Bryton had a friend over today and they were kind of bickering and her friend gave her the facts..Bryton's response was " hmmm that's interesting" in a very sarcastic tone. It made me laugh.
Bryton and I were putting a puzzle together and she kept blowing on her fingers and she said " This is how girls does it." I guess she is a pro puzzler now.
"Mom Santa looks kinda weird"
"Boobs are big"
" I wanna show Zac which is my favorite bean stock" (she meant stocking)